February 2012
13 posts
My mother and I were changing the words to Adele's...
Mom: Kristie, what soda do you want, Pepsi?
Me: Yeah... Wait. NEVER MIND I WANT SOME MOUNTAIINN DEWWW.
*few minutes later*
Me: Ma, which vegetable do you want?
Mom: I WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST BROCCOLI TOOOOOOO.
*few minutes later*
Mom: Hey, get out the list.
Me: why... So we DON'T FORGET MEAT, I BEG
Mom: I'LL REMEMBER CAUSE YOU SAID
Me: SOMETIMES WE GROCERY SHOP AND SOMETIMES WE EAT OUT INSTEAD
Mom: *pretends to sob*
Oh Hey;
Haven’t been on here in a while.
When your mom/dad are going food shopping & you...
laugh-addict:
You can’t wait for them to get home
and you wait nd wait like
then they get home and you’re like
& they are taking all the items out of the bags & you’re just waiting for what you asked them for
& then they all done & you don’t see what you asked them for anywhere & you ask them like
”umm.. wh-where’s the hotpockets???”
& their like
“Ohh...
Reblog if you love Tumblr.
Look the notes.
If you don’t reblog this, then why are you even here!?
Reblog if you lick or bite your lips, a lot.
I hate shopping with my friends.
heyfunniest:
all my friends are like:
and I’m just over here like:
click for the funnies gaiz
WhiteParent : “If someone hits you , go tell the teacher"
BlackParent : “IF SOMEONE HITS YOU , YOU HIT THEY ASS BACK!”
WhiteParent : “go in ur room & think about what you've did”
BlackParent : “go to ur damn room &' get ready this ass whoopin .”
WhiteParent : “Good morning, time for school”
BlackParent : “Getcha ass up, don’t miss that damn bus”
WhiteParent : “we’re heading to the store, u can pick 1 thing from the toy isle”
BlackParent : “We bouta go to the store , don’t ask for SHIT !”
WhiteParent : “please stop crying .”
BlackParent : ”What u cryin' for? shut-up before I give you somthin to cry about
WhiteParent : “you embarrassed your family for fighting at school!”
BlackParent : “Who won ?”
WhiteParent : “I’m sending you to therapy”
BlackParent: “Imma knock some sense into you”
WhiteParent : “Are you havin sex?”
BlackParent : ”you better not be fucking , cuz i ain’t raising no grand-babies . If you is you betta wrap that shit up , don't bring no kids home. ”
July 2011
4 posts
If you love your mom, repost this. One girl didn't...
icycrystal:
acid-magic:
deannerz:
I HAVE TO. OMG THE NOTES.
its mothers day she cant die today.
OH HEEEEY;
I WAS ABOUT TO POST SOMETHING ‘CAUSE I THOUGHT THIS WAS MY TUMBLR.. BUT NO IT’S NOT. LOL. K, SO UM DESTINY WAS HERE. THIS IS THE LONGEST YOU STAYED UP WITH ME! WE HAD A GOOD LAUGH BEFORE YOU FELL ASLEEP.. HAHA, SO YEAH. K, WELL LOVE YOUUUU SISTAA! BYEEEZ!! [=
R.I.P. Thomas "Teek" Jason Tindell
7/7/70-7/4/97
People truly are cruel getting himself out of the game and entering jehovahs witnesses being there for his family. Why do people enjoy going around doing drive-bys ? How is that fun ? Serioulsy. I REALLY wish I could’ve met you I LOVE hearing storys of you by my understanding you were a player ,but do I care ? No. You...
June 2011
4 posts
I love this.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/crUQqhzL8d8
I MISS my FRIENDS.
April 2011
3 posts
Watchthegirlyouknowasdestiny:
sweetestheartbreak:
tegansvaginmymouth:
evers0shy:
glamourkillss:
Meet Jade. She killed herself three days after making this video…
this hit. hard.
ohmygod.
heartbreaking
I’ve already reblogged this today, but I’ll do it again. I cried so much at this. She’s gorgeous.
I don’t know if it’s true if she has killed herself (which I’d like more info on) but...
&& Happy Birthday to my cuzin Buzz
March 2011
2 posts
Skyping with DESTINY @ 2:47 A.M. and I start...
February 2011
7 posts
Brownies with chocolate chips+milk= YUM,YUM,YUM,YUM,YUM Delicioso! :DD
Today...
Haven’t blogged since…FOREVER ! Today was a GREAT day(: ! I was really feeling careless . I wish everyday I could feel this way . Lunch was the best… Lol ! Me,Jordan,Marissa,Tyra,and Serenity were talking about what if we were giants ?! And ants were ants but like humans ? LOL :D . Seems weird but it was funny ! Oh , Oh and we played with Scooby-Doo...
I hate when I tell a nigga I just hopped out the...
Then they say “Without Me??”
Yes , Niggga. Without’cha ass.
Blehh
Why is my life full of so much drama ?! :p U …. Suck .
January 2011
1 post
August 2010
19 posts
You are 7 and you have a phone.Who you gonna...
heeelloimleon:
hiikelley:
itsmaze:
(via stfunguyeeen)
lmfaoo.
Right? Even I dont have one yet…
Seriously I don’t even have one! D:
I keep checking my fridge when I know what's...
heeelloimleon:
(via sophiathai, grrawrcindy)
Did you know when you dream about a person, that...
heeelloimleon:
superbebe1234:
ilybonnie:
(via ayehappiness, queenieeed-deactivated20100610)
Reblog if u knew Hayley Nichole Williams before...
heeelloimleon:
italianbella-xoxo:
-watermelonseeds:
whimsicalwhiplash:
mesmerizekisses:
brokenheartedlittlegirl:
percyjacksonandharrypotter:
hugmetight:
exquisitehearts:
doodleboard:
akonaphotographer:
photographyisthemovement:
thecoinoperatedboy:
(via paramonday)
and before Missery Business.
Goshhh;
So my cousins both say that there NOT sisters and I understand they weren’t raised by the same person ‘cause my uncle passed but it kills me to see them deny it and I don’t know explain how they have the same dad and they’re not related and you can tell that it’s both of there dads since they look like him. But idk I just had to say it and how it like hurts me....